We Tried the the Viral Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar

This advent calendar has absolutely zero filler—it’s simply 12 bedroom essentials that nearly everyone (especially couples) will enjoy. Inside, you’ll find Lovehoney’s best-selling rose clitoral suction vibe, plus a bejeweled butt plug, a strap-on dildo with an optional bullet vibrator, a satin blindfold, a G-spot vibrator, kegel balls, and sex dice, among other goodies. “It’s, like, insane,” one Glamour toy tester who tried the calendar with a partner says. “It has literally everything you could ever want.” She notes that some of the smaller toys are “definitely not top-tier”—don’t expect luxury sex toys—although they’re ideal for beginners testing the waters. “But it’s perfect for trying different things all the time.”

Number of doors: 12 / Product value: $240+

Contents: Rose toy, bullet vibrator, butt plug, dildo, blindfold, kegel balls, G-spot vibrator, prostate massager sleeve, dice, nipple clamps (with jingle bell charms), anal beads, orgasm balm

While this pick includes a bit of overlap with the previous advent calendar—hello, blindfold, bullet, and butt plug—it’s actually quite different and possibly even better for couples. There are plenty of interactive picks, including a card-based sex game, massage essentials, light restraints, and faux-rose petals, that’ll keep you occupied long after the holidays are over. Plus, the rechargeable bullet vibrator can be used to power the toys behind other doors, including a vibrating cock ring and a finger vibrator. (There’s a good split between sex toys for men and women, and all of them double as sexy stocking stuffers, FYI.) If you’re after increased intimacy with your partner, this is your best bet.

Number of doors: 12 / Product value: $250+

Contents: Wand vibrator, bullet vibrator, massage oil, body massager, cock ring, finger vibrator sleeve, petals, satin restraints, blindfold, card game, scented candle

Sad news: This decked-out advent calendar is already sold out and probably won’t be restocked this year. (No promises, though, which is why we’re still including it here.) It features the most doors of any option, meaning there’s double the room for nipple stimulators, massage oil, one of the best butt plugs, sex restraints, two of the best cock rings, and a few ideal blowjob sex toys. The star of the show, though, is the Womanizer Classic 2, which retails for $129 on its own. We just named it the best clit sucker on the market, with a chorus of recommendations from sex experts and a design that works just as well for masturbation as it does for partnered sex. “The Womanizer’s Pleasure Air Technology remains, to this day, my favorite suggestion for people who have had difficulty reaching orgasm with standard vibrators as well as for those with sensitive clitorises,” Micki Allen, an advanced sexual health and pleasure educator, tells Glamour. “I’ve actually had clients tell me that they’d finally achieved their first orgasm using the Womanizer as a gentler option to other toys.” If any happen to come back in stock, we’ll alert you here but in the meantime, it couldn’t hurt to just… buy a Womanizer separately.

Number of doors: 24 / Product value: $500+

Contents: Womanizer Classic 2, blindfold, bullet vibrator, wand vibrator, dildo, butt plug, flogger, wrist restraints, under-bed restraints, massage candle, orgasm balm, scented candle, body massager, nipple clamps, sex dice, cock ring, vibrating cock ring, anal beads, card game, prostate massager sleeve, stroker, bullet sleeve

Adult toy stocking stuffers

Looking for a more noncommittal way to hook your friend or significant other with some sexual wellness goodies? Shop more of our favorite Lovehoney finds below, many of which are on sale for Black Friday.