THEY’RE not the sketches these celebrities would be drawn to.
All have appeared in court at one time or other – either as the accused or as a witness – but little did they know what they had coming to them . . . from the person drawing the pics.
GettyCourt room sketches of Kim Kardashian have surfaced this week[/caption]
The courtroom sketch of reality TV star Kim Kardashian, testifying this week in Paris after she was the victim of a jewellery heist, was so bad it had one online wag saying it looked like her from “three faces ago”.
But she is far from the only star to have fallen victim to an iffy illustration.
With a few clues, see if you can match the dodgy doodles to the real-life celebs in our fun quiz.
Answers below.
A) SCRUFF SKETCH . . . but for Pete’s sake, former hellraiser is podgier now that he fills his face wtih French cheesePriscilla Coleman
B) STARE CRAZY . . . maybe this portrait merely Skims the surface but the vain reality star will not be best pleasedReuters
Priscilla ColemanC) CORRIE BLIMEY . . . poor old soap veteran hardly looks a picture of fun in this most calamitous caricature[/caption]
BackGridD) ART TOPPER . . . this would be rather flattering if it looked anything whatsoever like the I Kissed A Girl hitmaker[/caption]
Priscilla ColemanE) OH, DO BEEHIVE . . . the big hair tells the story but maybe this artist should just go back to black and white[/caption]
BackGridF) TYCOON THE MICKEY . . . whoever hired the artist here must be cutting costs in the US Department of Justice[/caption]
PA:Press AssociationG) HEAD KOOK . . . celebrity chef is as yummy as her puds but the strange ingredients here seem all wrong[/caption]
AlamyH) DAFT PUNK . . . a right Pistol take, this, and just a Rotten job. God save the artist if this fella had anything to say on it[/caption]
PAI) SHEER MISERY . . . but the hair + eyes could = a pretty good likeness, though opinion may be ÷ on that[/caption]
AlamyJ) LO BLOW . . . the Mean Girls actress looks all of that, and more, but likeness to the star is not glaringly obvious[/caption]
PAK) DON’T BE SO ROO’D . . . footie player turned coach turned pundit needs to call the referee on this foul play[/caption]
PAL) TATT YOU? . . . The Price is fright here, and the hair and body art are bang on, even if she rarely hides her chest[/caption]
ANSWERS
A) Pete Doherty
B) Kim Kardashian
C) Bill Roache
D) Katy Perry
E) Amy Winehouse
F) Elon Musk
G) Nigella Lawson
H) John Lydon, aka Johhny Rotten
I) Ed Sheeran
J) Lindsay Lohan
K) Wayne Rooney
L) Katie Price