Suspected Shoplifter Poops in Florida Store, Robs It With Accomplice, Video

Police in Florida are asking the public to keep their eyes peeled — and their noses sealed — for a couple of purported shoplifters who successfully carried out a poopy plan.

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office released photos and a video of the suspects who allegedly robbed a Family Dollar store in Mulberry, FL — with one of them taking a dump right on the floor!!!

Yup, you heard it right. Even the police were shocked by the crappy situation and said as much in their press release posted on X this past week.

Police said the thieves — a man and woman — entered the store and immediately put their plan into action.

While the man strolled up and down the aisles stealing $500 worth of cleaning products, cops say the woman diverted everyone’s attention by popping a squat and using the floor as her restroom.

The two then allegedly left the store with the stolen goods and hopped inside a white Ford van, which drove away.

Police noted that a store employee was forced to “clean that … stuff up,” adding, “We … kid you not.”

The sheriff urged citizens to contact Crime Stoppers if they recognize “Mr. Clean” or “Ms. Dookie.”

Fitting names for this duo.